BIRDS ARE BEASTS !
Wearily he rubbed his jaw and slumped against the
"I've been drenchin' stroppy sheep all day - it's
damn hard yakka, mate! "
"Drenching sheep! You think that's hard? It's
really no big deal,
I could do the job upon my head - try drenching
First you gotta catch the brutes, just one sight
of the net
And they're flying fast and fancy, as high as
they can get,
They view the whole proceedings as invasion of
And when a cockatiel's unhappy, the nasty blighter
Fingers torn and throbbing right through thick
Shirt re-decorated accurately from above,
Foot jammed in the water dish, head slammed by
Can't yard and muster these blokes with your
trusty kelpie dog!
It takes courage and a steady eye to deliver
To a screeching little fury with a 'get revenge'
Yeah, sheep can keep you busy and cows always
But you risk your health and sanity when
cockatiels need drenchin'! "